Thursday, January 29, 2009

##HOW TO MAKE MONEY OFF BRITNEY

(1) Find her on the streets of LA

(2) Get your camera out

(3) Take a photo just as she is swalling - so her face looks more rounder

(4) Make sure the fastfood pictures are in the background

(5) It'd help if there is a cigarette in her hand

And there you have it - now the magazines can say that Britney is off the 'diet' and back to her bad habits of eating junk food and smoking. Well done!

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